Marsupial mystery
A Koala Bear enters a very fine New York City restaurant. After consuming an excellent meal, the bear calls the waiter to the table, pulls out a gun, shoots him between the eyes and leaves the establishment. The police are called to investigate.

One of the cops interviews the restaurant manager and remarks that this is a very strange case. The manager says, "Well actually, it's quite common in some parts of the world." He then flips open a dictionary and points to an entry: "KOALA (noun) Small furry marsupial, native to Australia. Eats shoots and leaves."